non-australians let me clarify something for you:
shit cunt = insult
sick cunt = not an insult
Why must you (collectively) use such a horrible word?
A question asked on behalf of the rest of the world.
because you’re all shitcunts
does anyone else ever get really stressed over assignments and know that you should be doing them but you feel like you physically can’t stop procrastinating and that just stresses you out even more or is that just me
hey if you teach your parrot to say ‘parrot’ it’s probably as close as you’ll get to owning a pokemon
My brother tells a story about his roommate’s parrot, that everyone who came to the house would say “you’re a bird!” to it so the bird would repeat the phrase back, no big. Until one day my brother was alone in the house with it and heard it say, very quietly, “I’m a bird.” My brother almost dropped a plate.
if theres one thing school taught me its never touch the underside of a desk
it’s ok if you hate me as long as I hated you first